SUBMISSION: Cucumber Sandwiches. :)
I'm not a morning person
- dad: "go see if your sister is done sleeping. knock on the door nicely and ask if she's up."
- brother: "I'll just go shake her, she'll tell me if she needs more sleep. That's what I do to my other sister"
- dad: "well this is a different sister. I don't think you should do that."
zomg I need to make this
No amount of hard hurrying can hide the fact that Team Gates held hammer for all 4 ends of our humiliating but fun first draw tonight. Final score: them - 10, us - 0. That being said, every one on the team had their own impressive victory tonight including perfect draw to the button, a double (some say triple) takeout that won us a pitcher of beer, and a killer single takeout. We go back for round 2 tomorrow, fingers crossed we get a novice team so we can at least get a point.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.