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I'm not a morning person

  • dad: "go see if your sister is done sleeping. knock on the door nicely and ask if she's up."
  • brother: "I'll just go shake her, she'll tell me if she needs more sleep. That's what I do to my other sister"
  • dad: "well this is a different sister. I don't think you should do that."
No amount of hard hurrying can hide the fact that Team Gates held hammer for all 4 ends of our humiliating but fun first draw tonight. Final score: them - 10, us - 0. That being said, every one on the team had their own impressive victory tonight including perfect draw to the button, a double (some say triple) takeout that won us a pitcher of beer, and a killer single takeout. We go back for round 2 tomorrow, fingers crossed we get a novice team so we can at least get a point.

No amount of hard hurrying can hide the fact that Team Gates held hammer for all 4 ends of our humiliating but fun first draw tonight. Final score: them - 10, us - 0. That being said, every one on the team had their own impressive victory tonight including perfect draw to the button, a double (some say triple) takeout that won us a pitcher of beer, and a killer single takeout. We go back for round 2 tomorrow, fingers crossed we get a novice team so we can at least get a point.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

—Mark Twain